Dig On This (Snap, Snap, Snap)

I have the opportunity to stop and talk to many people every day as they are walking to whatever in going on in their life. Here's a few approaches I have tried (I put in some responses that may be real or may be taken from the Toby Maguire Spiderman films. You get to decipher which is which.)


A
Approach: Hey! We have a really cool class at our church that helps people dig for info on family that has passed away!
Response: Dig on this (snap, snap, snap)
B
Approach: Hey, do you have a moment?
Response: I'll rub some dirt in your eye
C
Approach: We'd love to share a quick message with you on how you can find more peace and joy in this life!
Response: You're like the son I never had.
D
Approach: PLEASE, sombody get help! (I proceed to throw Elder Goodrich at the people)
Response: I'll squash you like the bug you are.
E
Approach: Hey! We are representatives of Christ! We would love to share a quick message with you that will bring you some peace!
Response: I have actually been wanting to learn more about your beliefs! Could we meet up sometime?
F
Approach: I can see you are busy, but our message is the best thing ever. Could we grab your number and meet up later?
Response: I'll pay my rent when you fix this dang door
G
Approach: I know that God loves you! Can I show you our proof?
Response: I'm something of a scientist myself


Twas a great week! I love this work, these wards, and for sure the Book of Mormon! Family scripture study is critical! Read it or lose the knowledge you have. Go cougs!


Elder Sheppert


PS: peep the lambo behind my helmet




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