"Well . . . You Don't"

Truth be told, sweater is a word that doesn't make sense for that type of jacket. Honestly, if you are going to sweat, take off the sweater! And if you are sweating, don't put one on!!!


Things have cooled down a bit, and this is the time of year I get to look down on all the other missionaries who didn't pack for European Blizzards. I've got lil' gray, big blue, mid black, and big dawg jack(et).


The week has been CrAzY. The whole zone was getting sick on and off, so I have been at home sleeping one day and covering 6 wards the next. Yet he persisted! This ended up being a fantastic week for the area. We have been able to set up and teach an insane amount of member lessons. We have some big plans on the board. TIME TO EXECUTE. I said you look ugly Denise. 


The focus in the mish is member work. I have been pouring my soul into PMG like Tequila into El Guapo the Borracho. And let me tell you, I've gotten a plethora of ideas. (How can you tell if it's a mail plane?)


We were moving some man's shed, and underneath, there was a footlong turtle. We were mad confused. Then there was this super fast giant wolf spider looking thing. Also there was an evil looking lizard. If I was stuck in a room with the 3 of them, and I only had 2 shots left in my gun, I would shoot the turtle twice. 


There will be an entertaining story next week. I promise. It will be so good that it will knock your socks ON!


The Pallet with the Poison
-Elder Sheep Herder


Go reread Elder Rasband's last talk. 


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