Hold Up... Ay-ayyyy +Bars Upon Thars
Let's jump right in!!!
New Comp 's a Tongan beast
Taking my time, looking to find, but I stop to eat
Faking the dime, booking the grind, I am one with thE AB
I have greater cooking skills than Peter Pet-ti-grew. (The secret is the crockpot)
Lineage is important, #sonofAndrew
Work has been going well. My new companion is named Elder Asisi. He a big man. He played lots of football. He is from Provo, and before that Tonga. He is a convert, and now he's putting in that work for the Lord! Flies, rings, that's mid. We have the Lord of Israel, and of everything.
It has been really fun to lead out this area. We do a lot of street contacting. On one such occasion, we were biking by a a man getting into a car. (Picture the bad guy at the end of Mandolorian season 1). We said, "Hi" to him, and then he stopped turned, and said, "Oh, I can talk about Jesus." For the next five minutes, he pranced around the adjacent parking space preaching the scriptures to us. It was awesome. Then he said, "It was fun to talk with you guys, but I have to go [do drugs]. No, it's actually legal for me, because my name is Mr. High!!" He proceeded to pull out his driver's license to prove it. VALID. We asked for his contact info, and he proceeded to say, "It is M dot R dot High." (M.R. High) One does not simply acquire such a name!!
Read your scriptures people. Not me, not Hermione, YOU!


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